TFR sign "Our Nige"

[TFR]

TFR team boss "Flavio Fern" today announced the signing of new driver "Our Nige" (Davers) a precocious young talent from Warminster. Nige will be driving the famous # "77" TFR 89 1600 Van Dieman.Nigel already has 2 championships to his credit, Skittles and Darts for the Rose & Crown. He will be making his debut test at Silverstone on Wednesday 17th February,says he expects to put in some very competetive laps, as he has already done at our local lap dancing club.Nige will be noticeable by his brand spanking new blue and silver race suit,matching boots and matt black helmet, he will also be displaying his emblem of a black cross on a yellow background at the rear of the car. If you would like to meet this new Mono star he will be at the Mono dinner/dance next weekend with his fiancee, the very pretty Phillipa, where he will be available for signing of autographs as long as you buy him a drink.

[Dave]

A very warm welcome to the class Nigel.
I hope you'll be with us for a long time.
Look forward to meeting you at the dinner this weekend.